Dave and Jack and I went to Santa Fe over spring break.  On our last morning there, we went to the French Pastry Shop for a breakfast.  It went like this:

Me: I’d like the bacon, egg, and cheese crepe, please.
Dave: I’ll have the croque madame.
Jack: I’ll have a slice of black forest cake.
Dave: ?!?!
Me: (to the waitress) He did not clear that with me ahead of time.
Jack: It’s Fancy Breakfast Friday.
Me: Touché. Enjoy your cake!