>I do not recommend the following:

Discussing potential chocolate for potty training bribes in front of your 2 year old…

… Unless you want to see a 2 year old clutch his stomach, and yell, “I hungry! Chocolate!” while he rolls around on the floor.

Even considering potty training your 2 year old…

…. Unless you want to hear, “Mommy! I poo poo potty!” in the middle of the night.

Trying to distract your starving 2 year old while you cook dinner, by putting him in his high chair and telling him to play with play doh…

… Unless you want to hear, “Mmm. Gum.” and “I hungry! Play doh!” for days.