>But we might draw eyes on their necks and take silly pictures.
Yes, this could happen to your kids if you go out of town and your kids spend the night at Casa de MetaMegan.
But I promise to scrub your kid’s neck with a brillo pad, if that’s what it takes, so they don’t show up at school with lipstick and marker everywhere. Because I take my job as a surrogate parent very seriously.
>Oh, my goodness. This is too funny. I can't wait until my brother and his future wife have children so I can be equally as responsible. 🙂