>This month Dave got to enjoy Panic Attack Magazine because I read it to Dave, Luke and Grandad on the way to Eldora last weekend. Luke loves it because of all the recipes for sweets and pictures of junk food and toys. Dave mostly ignored me, but I think some of the message sunk in.
We learned that you need to bleach your tree trunk, let it dry out in the driveway, clean off mold and allergens, never let your tree dry out, put your tree up immediately, and don’t leave it for more than a month.
Inspect each ornament for dust, dirt, wear, tear, frayed edges, and allergens.
Call ahead to ask your hostess not to use scented candles that can inflame airways. Call ahead, people.
Also, know that your baby could pull on the stockings and get clocked in the head by a clunky ornament holder. And once again, a little bit of panic crept in. Dave busted me when he saw the naked stocking holders, with the stockings limply laying on the chair, homeless. “Yup. Good job avoiding a head injury.”
In other news, posting once a day for the entire month of November caused me to get burned out, hardly write anything, post only pictures, and take Dec 1 off. Then the cable was out on the 2nd. When I got home from the PTA meeting on the 3rd, I had to do a whole days worth of work due to the cable outage, plus watch the last two episodes of Band Of Brothers. See, I bet I never even said anything about how our latest TV obsession was Band Of Brothers, and now it’s all over.
So, now I have to ease back into the posting thing, and after writing about how ornaments and trees can kill you, I don’t even have time to cover the fact that your children will have holiday meltdowns, and be afraid of Santa, and I am not even going to touch the fire safety. Sigh.
If I can find the memory card reader, I should have cute pictures for tomorrow though!
>We used to wash the tree parts in the bathtub before putting it up! What great Christmas memories!
>Seriously Molly? Wash the tree parts in the bathtub? That’s insanity! Thank goodness for artificial trees that look real nowadays.
>Stop reading that magazine!!!!! 🙂
>I do it as a public service. I read Panic Attack Magazine so you don’t have to!
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