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Kidless
We said goodbye to the kids this afternoon, which they viewed as an interruption to their card game with the cousins. I had been pretty vague with them about our plans to prevent anyone from worrying about anything in advance. But they knew they were going to get to sleep in the RV with Grandmom and Grandad for a few days. So this morning when I said, “Daddy and I are driving back to Colorado today and you’ll be with Grandmom and Grandad. We’ll see you in a few days” I guess I was excepting some sadness on Jack’s part. Luke cheered. Jack was happy. I thought, “He doesn’t get it. I can either keep explaining to him until he realizes how much he is going to miss me, or else, stop talking about it and let him be oblivious, and then he can freak out later, after I leave.” Of course I chose option B and resigned myself to the guilt of not fully explaining the situation.
And then one of those rare lightbulbs went off in my head. He got it, and he was going to be fine. And I could go on and on about how he was going to miss me, until he got upset, but he’d only be getting upset because that is what I was expecting him to do.
Thank you, lightbulb!
And now to enjoy a few kidless days, which we kick off with a 15 hour road trip home.
Advice
In the interest if meeting my goal of posting every day in July, and so that no one goes a moment longer without this piece of advice, I will just say this: when you are at a water park and you find out the bathroom is closed indefinitely, it’s time to leave.
Mad Libs
Luke: Ok, Jack, “part of the body.”
Me: Well if you are asking Jack to pick a part of the body, it will obviously be the nose.
Donuts
Summer Goldfish Memories
I’m in a hurry today, as I barely have time to wash all the camping laundry before our next trip. I have a treasure trove of stories to share, but I want to give them all some time and effort, and since I am committed to one post per day this month, I turned toward the NaBloPoMo daily writing prompt. Today’s question is: What kind of fish are you most like?
And to that I say, I have no idea and I don’t know anything about fish. But it does remind me of goldfish and summer. Jack scored a pair of Sports Illustrated Binoculars from Gramma’s house, which the two of us have agreed to call binocks. And when I tried to insist that we couldn’t possibly take them, what would they do without? etc, Gramma said she had a pair of much better binoculars. And I had a flashback to the air show, when I was about 5 years old. We were sitting on a pier in downtown Cleveland and I asked to use the binoculars. My dad put them around my neck and said, “Don’t drop them in the water or you’ll have to go in after them.” I looked down and there was an enormous goldfish, dead, floating on it’s side below us. I knew there was no way I was going to drop the binoculars, but the thought of that fish made me lose all interest in whatever I might have seen through those binoculars. But hey, that kind of dedication to your binoculars is what keeps them around 33 years later, so you can gladly give a random pair away to your grandson. We had lots to look at through those SI be-knock-lee-ars this weekend, they came in handy spotting Dave on the course.
But binoculars and dead goldfish are forever linked in my mind.
And I can’t talk about dead goldfish without remembering the time I was washing the breakfast dishes, in my pjs, and bare feet one morning, shortly after the Fourth of July. You knew it had to be shortly after the Fourth, because this is about goldfish, and we always won goldfish at Bay Days. (Here is where I would link to the awesome site about Bay Days if there was such a thing. But Bay Days is the best, trust.) So, I was in the kitchen, and I stepped on what I thought was a grape, and shook it off. Literally, I shook my foot until the “grape” detached itself. I’m not one to investigate a crushed grape on the floor if I can help it. My chore that day was to do the breakfast dishes and I wanted to be done as fast as possible. But the second time I stepped on the grape I decided to handle it. I lifted up my foot and looked at my sole. And stuck there, was a goldfish. My sister’s goldfish. She wasn’t too happy that I had stepped on her goldfish, and I was pretty wrecked. I was sent to the shower to cry inconsolably while I washed fish guts off my foot. Meanwhile, my mom consoled my sister.
There is just something about dead goldfish that remind me of summer.
Fire Cracker 50
Dave did the firecracker 50 yesterday, which is a 50 mile mountain bike race in Breckenridge. As I was telling my friend Laura today, marathon bike races like that are extremely exhausting. It involves a lot of preparation, training, planning, logistics, and then all the hard work on the day of the race. For example, this race was two 25 mile laps, and I had to walk back and forth from our home base to the mid-point/finish line at least 5 or 6 times. Sometimes with Jack and Lucy, sometimes with just Jack, sometimes by myself. Our home base was the van, which was parked in the driveway of an awesome rental our friends had for the weekend, and it couldn’t have been more convenient, but still. It took a lot of out me.
Dave finished in an impressive 5 hours and 31 minutes, and said the race was a lot more technically challenging than the Bailey Hundo, but that he had a good time. His pre-race breakfast of champions (bowl of oatmeal, and 4 donuts) worked like a charm again, but his electrolyte supplement (bag of salted peanuts) didn’t work out that well. He did a shot of Wild Turkey at the Wild Turkey aid station, and was extremely excited to see Luke working at aid station towards the end, handing out Cokes.
I used to get sort of caught up in the excitement of the various races that Dave does and start to think that I might like to do something like that. But then I was sitting with my friend Tami between Dave’s first and second lap, and we were reading magazines, and watching the kids play in the hot tub, and that seemed like a lot more fun. Also fun? Shopping for jewelry at one of the race vendor stands with my friend Laura. I did go for a ride the day before with the ladies, and that was fun too, although it would be more fun if I was in better shape. And if my adorable biking skirt wasn’t so tight. So I made a multi-step training plan.
1.) Buy a bigger biking skirt
2.) Enjoy biking more, thus, bike more
3.) Possibly fit back into smaller skirt.
4.) Put feet up and read more magazines.
So I get to shop, and train for my post ride magazine reading. Sounds perfect.
Nerd Alert
Luke had a sleepover with a friend, and the three kids watched the original Tron movie for the first time. I hadn’t seen it either, and I watched it over my laptop screen while I worked last Thursday. It was was better than I thought it would be, and I wondered how it would have affected my future career in IT if I had seen it as a kid. Dave said, “Huh. I guess this movie is a little confusing.” He was exhausted from answered questions from all of us. I started off this blog post with the intention of making fun of the boys for being so into sci-fi, and then I glanced down at my super-awesome R2D2 shirt, and reread this blog post and realized a few things. I am as cool as an 8 year old boy. OK, 7 year old boy, since Luke ditched me at the bike park the other day and he is actually a lot cooler than I am. But I did buy my shirt in the boys department of Target. (Before I swore off Target wardrobe shopping, obviously.)
I always knew I was a straight -A student type of nerd, but I didn’t realize until recently that I was a “discussing the finer points of jedi training” type of nerd.
Happy 4th of July to everyone, nerd or otherwise!
Mobile MetaMegan
Netherland
That word was on my mind a few weeks ago when I was composing a blog title about my latest injury. We spent the weekend in a cabin, and the boys and I were Dave’s support crew for the Bailey Hundo, a 100 mile mountain bike race. After the race, Dave ate, and hydrated, and we all headed back to the cabin for quiet time, and then we hit the playground. For reason’s unknown to me at this time (dummening relapse, perhaps?) I raced Luke around a building, in heels, while carrying Jack on my hip. Long story short I lost my balance and tore my glute. So Mr. 100-mile-bike-racer-fathers-day-celebrator was treated to a great deal of whining (I need ice! Water! I need to hydrate! I thought we were going out to dinner?! I need a butt massage! Wait, no I don’t! The PAIN, my God, THE PAIN!) instead of plan A. Plan A was all about Dave.
And why Netherland? Well, because prior to my injury, I was reading a stack of magazines from the cabin and in Family Circle, I read a list of summer reads. One person recommended Netherland, because President Obama had just read it. How does he have time to read? And why Netherland? With his job, he should be reading Bossypants. Netherland was too angsty and full of ennui. I just had to look up both those words, and I was right about what they meant! On the Boulder Book Store page it says, “Fascinating…. A wonderful book.” —President Obama, interviewed by Jon Meacham in Newsweek (May 25, 2009 issue) Just how old was that Family Circle Magazine anyway? And those are some pretty boring adjectives, no offense President Obama.
When I got my new iphone, my favorite thing about it was my new system of electronic lists. Instead of reading a book recommendation in a magazine, and trying to remember the book, or folding the corner of the page down, or writing it in my planner, or ordering it immediately from the library, only to have 10 books arrive the same day, I add it to my iphone book list. Simple. Simple, but I can still screw it up. I may have already blogged about this, and the importance of spelling the title correctly. I still can’t believe I would have read a review of The Lost Girl by D.H. Lawrence and then chosen to read it. I think I also need to start adding in the name of the person who recommended it. Then I can thank or shun them later as appropriate. And, I’d like to avoid the sinking feeling I get when I start wondering if I am reading a book recommended by Yoko Ono on O magazine.
Care to be thanked or shunned? Leave a summer book recommendation in the comments


