>1.) I bribed Jack into pooping on the potty with the promise of a marshmallow and he said, “Well. Ok. But don’t graham it!”

2.) Sometimes when Jack is hugging and petting Lucy, he says to her, “Oh Darling.”

3.) I used to assume drooling was something that one would grow out of. Is keeping saliva from spilling out of your mouth a skill that can be taught?

4.) Other skills we need to work on: The proper way to eat an ice cream cone.