>Must Be Bath Night Because Some Ears Need to be Cleaned Out!

>Luke: I am rooting for The Netherlands.
Me: Don’t be offended, but I think I am going to root for Spain.
Dave: Oooh – in house rivalry. Do you to want to place bets?
Luke: NO! I took a bath last night!

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Me: Jack, can you finish your yogurt or is that now impossible?
Jack: I can’t. It’s a popsicle.

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In other news, we went to The Library today, and because it only takes 100 times for me to learn my lesson, I took Jack into the bathroom as soon as we got there. No dice. He just slowly backed out, somberly shaking his head “no”. It paid off though, because after dinner, I brought a big stack of reading material into the bathroom with Jack and… He POOPED on the POTTY! Big news. We now owe him a trip to Chuck E Cheese. Or Chuckie Cheese, as Luke would say.

Then, I heard Dave scheming with Luke and they planned a trip to Casa Bonita to celebrate a full week of pooping on the potty, when and if that ever happens. Not sure how I feel about it, because that place sounds like it could scare the poop out of anyone. Luke went there on a camp field trip, and in my research, I found this description, “it’s like Disney had sex with Tijuana and left the goofy-looking bastard to fend for itself in a random strip mall on Colfax. “

In other poop related news, my new favorite line from a book is, “Mr. B is making it happen.”

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6 thoughts on “>Must Be Bath Night Because Some Ears Need to be Cleaned Out!

  1. Laura M

    >way to go, Elphingstones!I'm jealous. no dice here.I like the description of Casa Bonita, offensive as it is. It didn't mention the sopapilla flag. Pure Casa Bonita genius.

  2. Drea

    >Please don't ever mix Disney and some no name BS place in the same sentance. I Say if Jack can poop for a whole month on the potty, don't deny him the real thing. I know Mickey is no comparison to STOMPER, but hey take it from Ariel its a great time.

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