>Must Be Bath Night Because Some Ears Need to be Cleaned Out!

>Luke: I am rooting for The Netherlands.
Me: Don’t be offended, but I think I am going to root for Spain.
Dave: Oooh – in house rivalry. Do you to want to place bets?
Luke: NO! I took a bath last night!

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Me: Jack, can you finish your yogurt or is that now impossible?
Jack: I can’t. It’s a popsicle.

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In other news, we went to The Library today, and because it only takes 100 times for me to learn my lesson, I took Jack into the bathroom as soon as we got there. No dice. He just slowly backed out, somberly shaking his head “no”. It paid off though, because after dinner, I brought a big stack of reading material into the bathroom with Jack and… He POOPED on the POTTY! Big news. We now owe him a trip to Chuck E Cheese. Or Chuckie Cheese, as Luke would say.

Then, I heard Dave scheming with Luke and they planned a trip to Casa Bonita to celebrate a full week of pooping on the potty, when and if that ever happens. Not sure how I feel about it, because that place sounds like it could scare the poop out of anyone. Luke went there on a camp field trip, and in my research, I found this description, “it’s like Disney had sex with Tijuana and left the goofy-looking bastard to fend for itself in a random strip mall on Colfax. “

In other poop related news, my new favorite line from a book is, “Mr. B is making it happen.”

6 thoughts on “>Must Be Bath Night Because Some Ears Need to be Cleaned Out!

  1. Unknown's avatarLaura M

    >way to go, Elphingstones!I'm jealous. no dice here.I like the description of Casa Bonita, offensive as it is. It didn't mention the sopapilla flag. Pure Casa Bonita genius.

  2. Unknown's avatarDrea

    >Please don't ever mix Disney and some no name BS place in the same sentance. I Say if Jack can poop for a whole month on the potty, don't deny him the real thing. I know Mickey is no comparison to STOMPER, but hey take it from Ariel its a great time.

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