>Do I talk enough about diapers to officially be considered a mommy blogger? Bring on the ad revenue! I’m talking to you Pampers! Come on Pampers, don’t you want a frazzled, disorganized, Megan Fox look a like to be your new spokes mom-dle?
OK, back to the dummening. I was with other Ladies Who Lunch (at Target) and we were in the diaper section. My Ladies Who Lunch (at Target) friends are two co-workers with toddlers about Jack’s age. They were discussing Size 4 diapers vs. size 5 diapers. I said, “What? Jack is still in 3s! Why move to 4s? You get at least 12 fewer diapers for the same price!”
They had a lot of answers to my incredulous question:
Because 3s are too small!
Have you looked at the size recommendation?!!
It is a little odd that we haven’t moved up a size yet, because normally I am the first person to move up a size, weight guidelines be damned. My policy is this: 2 consecutive blow outs and you move up a size. Someone recently questioned the 2 in a row policy. Why deal with that twice? Are you insane? Yes, but 1 blowout could be an isolated incident resulting from bad diapering. And Jack really hadn’t had any leaks or blowouts.
I insisted that 3s were fine for my small bottomed and possibly thirsty little boy and I bought another box.
They did seem a little small, but so what? 96 diapers for the same price as 84! So what if he looks like he is wearing a diaper thong.
Before my next trip to the store, Dave happened to mention Jack’s weight.
Dave: Jack weighs 25.2 pounds, in case you need that info the next time you buy diapers.
Dave: Yes, 25.2
I looked at the size recommendation on the 3s (16-28 pounds) and I bought another box. Just one more! Dave said, “3s again? He’s at the top of the weight range!” I said, “22.5! No he isn’t! Dave said, no, I said 25.2, and you repeated it.” Oops.
Almost immediately, Jack had 2 consecutive blow outs. Ugh. 94 diapers to go. Dave had a good solution though. Just take all those diapers to the daycare and buy bigger ones!
>Always were a little tight. Did you learn that from me???
>he actually needs to skip ahead to size 5.
>Great story. I just hope that these stories arent still in cyberspace when Jack discovers girls and those girls find this blog.
>"diaper thong" LMAO!